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What else should David Paterson try to tax for the State of NY? Submit your comment here and we’ll add it to the mix!

Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
extra terms held by millionaire mayors
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
email chain letters
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
infomercials
Jeff thinks David Paterson should tax
borrowing library books
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
prison shows such as “Lock up” on msnbc
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
email spam but not canned actual spam
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
robocalls stating my automobile service contract is expiring
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
divorces
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
blackwater
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
every telephone menu answering system
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
executive orders made by lame duck exiting presidents
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
Huge exit tax for companies leaving ny
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
TOE JAM
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
LAW AND ORDER RERUNS
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
MALL ENTRANCES
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
CHIA PETS
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
ALL RESTAURANTS OUTSIDE OF BUFFALO NY THAT SELL “BUFFALO WINGS”
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
HOME VEGETABLE GARDENS
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
SUNSHINE IN CENTRAL NY
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
“VOTE FOR CHANGE” OBAMA CAMPAIGN BUMPER STICKERS
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
BORDER CROSSINGS INTO CANADA
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
TRILLIUM
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
ROBINS EVERY SPRING
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
LEVER VOTING MACHINE USE
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
MOSQUITOS WHO LIVE IN CICERO SWAMP
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
METH LABS
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
F-BOMBS, ALL OF THEM
Eilan thinks David Paterson should tax
tHE LAKE EFFECT
jay thinks David Paterson should tax
Canadians who watch NYS Television stations
jay thinks David Paterson should tax
the terms “whistle blower” and “outside the box”
jay thinks David Paterson should tax
air
jay thinks David Paterson should tax
the amount of dimples on a pirogi
jay thinks David Paterson should tax
NY Sports teams that do not play in NY
jay thinks David Paterson should tax
the alphabet
jay thinks David Paterson should tax
miles per hour
jay thinks David Paterson should tax
your thoughts
jay thinks David Paterson should tax
lisa scotts body mass index
jay thinks David Paterson should tax
snl parodies of him
jay thinks David Paterson should tax
brail
jay thinks David Paterson should tax
use of the word “new york”
jay thinks David Paterson should tax
states that border New York
jay thinks David Paterson should tax
the “internets”
jay thinks David Paterson should tax
the height of Erie County Chairman lynn marinelli’s pedestal
bASIL oRMSBY thinks David Paterson should tax
ALL OF THE BUTTS JOE ILLUZZI HAS KISSED IN HIS DAILY RANT
Dr kavorkian thinks David Paterson should tax
911 calls
Timothy Domst thinks David Paterson should tax
jokes stolen from the simpsons
Dr. DraGo thinks David Paterson should tax
everything and everyone - you will need a concealed money permit to carry money soon - only the government can be trusted with money
chris thinks David Paterson should tax
DOOD or anyone that leaves more than 2 suggestions on this
Brian thinks David Paterson should tax
blind people
Elaine thinks David Paterson should tax
“David Paterson wants to tax little old ladies for drinking regular soda”
Letty Love thinks David Paterson should tax
Letty Love’s talk show
Letty Love thinks David Paterson should tax
Every time you go on a date
tom thinks David Paterson should tax
tiny little liver pills
Jackie c thinks David Paterson should tax
lake effect snow!
richard smith thinks David Paterson should tax
20/20 vision.
amanda thinks David Paterson should tax
Zebra mussels
eliz thinks David Paterson should tax
every time an apostrophe is incorrectly used for “its.” Every goddamned time.
Lisa thinks David Paterson should tax
Anyone who spells his last name with 2 T’s
Lisa thinks David Paterson should tax
Anyone who spells his last name with 2 p’s
Lisa thinks David Paterson should tax
Maxim Afinogenov every time he loses the puck!
Eliot Spitzer thinks David Paterson should tax
client #’s 1-8, but not #9…
Eliot Spitzer thinks David Paterson should tax
Client #’s 1-8 but not #9…
jake thinks David Paterson should tax
extraneous days of christmas
darlene thinks David Paterson should tax
anybody under 120 pounds because they aren’t obese
darlene thinks David Paterson should tax
newborns babies just because they were born
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
thruway tolls
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
thruway tools
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
shots on goal
The Humanist thinks David Paterson should tax
the daily supply of fresh newborn baby blood ralph wilson feasts upon to remain among the living
mike thinks David Paterson should tax
local weathermen by the pound
d thinks David Paterson should tax
billy fucillo’s big fat head pasted on the side of metro buses -per square inch
dragonslayer thinks David Paterson should tax
any shoes thrown at nimble and quick moving presidents
frank thinks David Paterson should tax
David paterson wants to tax byron brown’s citi stat statistics
Chris Lester thinks David Paterson should tax
memories of late lamented fantasy world comic shop on hertel
Brent thinks David Paterson should tax
canadians who leave their bags in the mall parking lot
Keith thinks David Paterson should tax
Gold & FranKincense but not Myrrh.
chris thinks David Paterson should tax
DEEZ NUTS
Therover thinks David Paterson should tax
buffalo bill touchdowns. wait, there’s really not much money in that…
buffalopundit thinks David Paterson should tax
the arm - but not the leg - at airport plaza jewelers
Timothy Domst thinks David Paterson should tax
fingernail trimmings over 1/4′
Timothy Domst thinks David Paterson should tax
all note cards not 3′x5′
Timothy Domst thinks David Paterson should tax
rubberneckers for each MPH below average for the time and place of the infraction
Anonymous For Ron Paul thinks David Paterson should tax
LOLCATS
Tom thinks David Paterson should tax
australian tourists every time they utter the word “mate”
Steve thinks David Paterson should tax
wnymedia.net
Steve thinks David Paterson should tax
patrick duffy
Steve thinks David Paterson should tax
jake shillman
Steve thinks David Paterson should tax
baby seals
GregK thinks David Paterson should tax
Snowflakes
Dood thinks David Paterson should tax
people who couldn’t get in anywhere better than canisius.
Dood thinks David Paterson should tax
teachers’ unions (finally)!
Dood thinks David Paterson should tax
people with facial hair.
Dood thinks David Paterson should tax
people still dumb enough to own suvs.
Dood thinks David Paterson should tax
idiots making less than $30k/year.
Dood thinks David Paterson should tax
proles without trust funds.
Dood thinks David Paterson should tax
losers who went to public school
Dood thinks David Paterson should tax
obese people, as if they have anything to live for anyway.
Dood thinks David Paterson should tax
the illiterati’s misuse of commas.
Dood thinks David Paterson should tax
each misuse of “they’re,” “their,” and “there.”
Dood thinks David Paterson should tax
tickets sales to obese sabres fans (distinction without a difference - they’ll all be taxed).
Dood thinks David Paterson should tax
byron brown’s primary residence in amherst.
Dood thinks David Paterson should tax
each of the many pounds buffalopundit will gain this year.
Dood thinks David Paterson should tax
each new blog entry published by the relentlessly mediocre WNYMEDIA bloggers.
Derek J. Punaro thinks David Paterson should tax
broken windows
Derek J. Punaro thinks David Paterson should tax
microparks
Derek J. Punaro thinks David Paterson should tax
medina sandstone
Derek J. Punaro thinks David Paterson should tax
references to hitler
Christine thinks David Paterson should tax
Your ‘i got it’ winnings at the fair
Derek J. Punaro thinks David Paterson should tax
ftw
Derek J. Punaro thinks David Paterson should tax
Helvetica
jake thinks David Paterson should tax
honesty
jake thinks David Paterson should tax
use of the phrase “9/11″ by rudy giuliani
Christine thinks David Paterson should tax
Every recovering drug addict that comes into ecmc emergency room for their methadone.
EduArDo Perez thinks David Paterson should tax
Blind people
David Weller thinks David Paterson should tax
everything but his own rich fat ass
brian_K thinks David Paterson should tax
conversations between dan tullis and joel clark
b-lolawstu thinks David Paterson should tax
christmas cheer
b-lolawstu thinks David Paterson should tax
inept politicians
Scott leffler thinks David Paterson should tax
snow days
Scott leffler thinks David Paterson should tax
people who wait until the weekend before Christmas to start shopping
Scott leffler thinks David Paterson should tax
frivolous lawyers
Scott leffler thinks David Paterson should tax
frivolous lawsuits
Scott leffler thinks David Paterson should tax
half naked girls on myspace who are really just guys from pheonix
Scott leffler thinks David Paterson should tax
fake twitter users
Scott leffler thinks David Paterson should tax
using wikipedia to check spelling of sabres announcers names
Scott leffler thinks David Paterson should tax
animal references by mike Robitaille
Scott leffler thinks David Paterson should tax
footie pajamas
Scott leffler thinks David Paterson should tax
tom christy’s hair
Scott leffler thinks David Paterson should tax
smiley faces drawn on car windows
slappy mcgee thinks David Paterson should tax
loganberry
MIKE thinks David Paterson should tax
BLINDNESS
TUCO thinks David Paterson should tax
RADIO STATIONS THAT PLAY PAUL MCCARTNEY’S “WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME” AND sPRINGSTEEN’S “sANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN”
TUCO thinks David Paterson should tax
COMMERCIALS FOR CONCERTS IN NYC THAT ARE SHOWN DURING SABRES GAMES
TUCO thinks David Paterson should tax
PEOPLE WHO STILL WEAR ZUBAZ PANTS
Northcoaster thinks David Paterson should tax
every goal scored against the sabres.
DJ thinks David Paterson should tax
Hillary’s senate seat…..oh wait
amanda crotty thinks David Paterson should tax
people who die in the erie county holding center
amanda crotty thinks David Paterson should tax
manger scenes (double on gov’t property)
amanda crotty thinks David Paterson should tax
all the cases frank clark should have prosecuted but didn’t
amanda crotty thinks David Paterson should tax
all the wine i drank tonight
amanda crotty thinks David Paterson should tax
sahlens
amanda crotty thinks David Paterson should tax
sat scores over 600
amanda crotty thinks David Paterson should tax
each sidewalk plowed by your neighbor you lazy asses!
amanda crotty thinks David Paterson should tax
Mullets
Christine thinks David Paterson should tax
every commercial that states “a really great diamond doesn’t need to cost…an arm and a leg.”
Matt thinks David Paterson should tax
j.p. Losman fumbles
Christine thinks David Paterson should tax
the times that channel 17 interrupts a show during pledge week
buffalopundit thinks David Paterson should tax
silicone spatulas, but not metal ones.
buffalopundit thinks David Paterson should tax
the amish
Brent thinks David Paterson should tax
each keystroke of buffawhat’s fingers
Russell thinks David Paterson should tax
dropping off a new, unwrapped toy
Russell thinks David Paterson should tax
babies born over 6 pounds. he just knows they’re destined to be obese.
Russell thinks David Paterson should tax
mall santas
Russell thinks David Paterson should tax
ice intended for diet soda, but not regular
Citylove thinks David Paterson should tax
the magic “everybody say thank you” jar at jim’s steakout
Citylove thinks David Paterson should tax
people who don’t understand t9word on cell phones. ignorance is a choice.
Timothy Domst thinks David Paterson should tax
text messages, chats or posts per use of the following; lol, lmao, rofl, pita, pwn, <3, w8, :), :0, :D, :P, hai2u, ttyl, bbw, rtfm
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
MATZOH CRUMBS
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
“IMPROPER” use of quotation “MARKS”
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
USE OF the CAPS LOCK KEY
Russell thinks David Paterson should tax
alternative fuels–get ahead of the game.
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
EVERY HAIL MARY UTTERED ON EWTN
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
BOREDOM (ANTE UP, ROCHESTER!)
Russell thinks David Paterson should tax
anyone who thinks we can go ever upward (excelsior!)
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
PEOPLE WHO STILL SAY “TALKING PROUD!”
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
canadian change
Russell thinks David Paterson should tax
brian higgins’ comb. oh, sorry, must have already done that.
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
CHOW/PITBULL/GERMAN SHEPHERD/ROTTWEILER MIX PUPPIES FROM THE SPCA
Russell thinks David Paterson should tax
brian higgins’ one suit
Russell thinks David Paterson should tax
Bass pro shops
Russell thinks David Paterson should tax
snow, but only lake effect
Timothy Domst thinks David Paterson should tax
pandering to unions. wait, I mean special interests. wait, i mean the rich! yeah, tax the rich! hey, i’m a genius
Russell thinks David Paterson should tax
fred armisen
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
NEIGHBORHOODS NAMED [SOMETHING] DISTRICT
Russell thinks David Paterson should tax
blind jokes
Russell thinks David Paterson should tax
everyone but the blind ’cause that’s not funny
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
J.C. Penny MOM JEANS
Timothy Domst thinks David Paterson should tax
the state pension fund for each state worker kept on while a private sector worker is laid off
jen thinks David Paterson should tax
All foreigners living abroad
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
cars with aftermarket “Buffalo edition” vinyl roofs
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
brush script in the burbs, and papyrus in elmwood village
Timothy Domst thinks David Paterson should tax
budget gimmicks. wait, forget that one
Timothy Domst thinks David Paterson should tax
senate and assembly for each hour past deadline without a budget
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
every pound of billy fucillo
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
Canadian commercials on channel 29
Timothy Domst thinks David Paterson should tax
chicken wing sauce heat per scoville
rED thinks David Paterson should tax
CHUCK NORRIS.
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
library books
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
sprinkles on donuts
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
people who enjoy the song “Christmas Shoes”
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
Dirty diapers
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
Wine Tastings
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
Anyone who thinks caroline kennedy would make a good senator
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
people who abuse the smiley : ) face :) symbol :)
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
driving bans
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
communion received at church on sunday
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
impure thoughts
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
online purchases, oh wait, already done…
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
last minute shoppers
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
christmas card procrastinators
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
Anyone who doesn’t think this website is hysterical
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
Each chimney santa claus finds himself going down…
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
Giant inflatable holiday lawn decorations
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
Every additional sheet of toilet paper after your allotted one
Allthingsjennifer thinks David Paterson should tax
Online submissions to David Paterson Wants to Tax…
New Tax thinks David Paterson should tax
…tax
Joe thinks David Paterson should tax
my thoughts!
Mike thinks David Paterson should tax
Mustache rides
newsguy thinks David Paterson should tax
bono
newsguy thinks David Paterson should tax
every tiime wgrz - channel 2 says their on “our side”
Robert Francis thinks David Paterson should tax
uneven sidewalks
Robert Francis thinks David Paterson should tax
yarmulkes
Robert Francis thinks David Paterson should tax
wolverines
Prodigal Son thinks David Paterson should tax
tweets & facebook status updates
Prodigal Son thinks David Paterson should tax
hope . . . but the revenues would be dismal
Eliz thinks David Paterson should tax
every complaint about the Albright Knox’s deaccessioning.
Matthew Silverstein thinks David Paterson should tax
parent free holiday parties in queens
Todd thinks David Paterson should tax
Christmas music
Endless_Ike thinks David Paterson should tax
too many western new york references for what should be a state-wide resource
Endless_Ike thinks David Paterson should tax
asking for directions
Endless_Ike thinks David Paterson should tax
the 90 minute lunch hour
Endless_Ike thinks David Paterson should tax
picking out all the cashews from the mixed nuts can
Tony thinks David Paterson should tax
NAGGING WIVES
Endless_Ike thinks David Paterson should tax
cold fronts
Endless_Ike thinks David Paterson should tax
Use of The ‘redial’ button on your phone
Endless_Ike thinks David Paterson should tax
the use of revolving doors
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
the # key on your phone
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
itunes downloads…wait what?!?!
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
snake plissken
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
ron burgandy
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
rosebushes
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
brisket
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
backwash
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
boogers
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
calvin, but not hobbes
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
the periodic table of the elements.
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
john-boy walton
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
yellow stickies
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
tuning forks
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
refrigerator magnets
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
dust bunnies
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
printer cables
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
baurele’s mullet
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
wide right
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
the twelfth man
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
potholes
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
every single piece of tacky, glitzy kitsch in Salavatore’s Italian Gardens
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
chicken wing drumettes, but not the flats.
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
smallmouth bass
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
newtonian physics
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
the hair pie lodged in the bottom of the urinal
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
those horrific keebler imitation jingles cookies
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
those annoying subscription cards that fall out of magazines
telemarketers
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
those little sticky round thingies that reinforce holes in your notebook paper.
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
obama’s ears
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
report cards
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
pink slips
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
bailout money
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
obama’s senate seat
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
dick cheney’s #8 birdshot
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
John edwards’ haircuts
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
sarah palin’s new wardrobe
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
michelle malkin
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
lap dances
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
Sandwich boards proclaiming “will work for food”
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
thumbtacks
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
dandruff
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
Tooth Decay
brian thinks David Paterson should tax
yo mama.
LC Scotty thinks David Paterson should tax
The Spanish inquisition
Rich Mattingly thinks David Paterson should tax
Alyssa Mattingly’s sweet, sweet ass.
Jim LINDLEY thinks David Paterson should tax
sunshine and moonbeams
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
cheesy jingles in local commercials
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
shovel-ready shovels
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
the tears of the elderly when they hear the sattlers 998 jingle
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
chinese auction deals
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
meat raffle winnings
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
“freebird” or “stairway to heaven” every time it’s played in 97 Rock
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
1980s hair
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
Genny cream farts
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
margherita pepperoni on Buffalo-style pizza, but not the large flat pepperoni on new york city-style pizza.
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
thank you st. jude newspaper ads
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
u-hauls to charlotte
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
men named rocco
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
zubaz
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
real, genuine, honest authenticity
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
bingo winnngs
Mr Satan thinks David Paterson should tax
women’s thongs since he cant see them anyways.
Eve thinks David Paterson should tax
Jerry jennings’ visits to the tanning salon
SLIM thinks David Paterson should tax
SUNLIGHT. leaves syracuse tax exempt but he’ll find a way around that
ardythe thinks David Paterson should tax
re-runs of the jeffersons and “moving on up”
DREK47 thinks David Paterson should tax
all rick rolls
Matt thinks David Paterson should tax
clark griswold
bougie thinks David Paterson should tax
brain farts
y prohibition thinks David Paterson should tax
marijuana, well thats 1 tax new yorkers support
jONATHAN thinks David Paterson should tax
tIM tIELMAN EVERY TIME HE HAS A PROBLEM WITH A PLAN
silver dollar thinks David Paterson should tax
Silver & gold, better get yours now
Ross Flower thinks David Paterson should tax
letters to santa
jen thinks David Paterson should tax
people who live outside the u.s.
jen thinks David Paterson should tax
canalside models
jen thinks David Paterson should tax
six sigma
Stinkbomb thinks David Paterson should tax
Cat tax - Dog Tax - poop in the grass tax - kitty litter tax - unconditional love tax
Mike miller thinks David Paterson should tax
cow farts…. oh… wait… :)
Jana thinks David Paterson should tax
laughter
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
Injury billboards
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
Brian Higgis $1,000 for every inch above his navel he wears his belt…per day
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
car cigarette lighters
Pauldub thinks David Paterson should tax
karma. higher if its instant.
B.j. thinks David Paterson should tax
every “advertising” expenditure paid to joe illuzzi paid via brown paper bag.
Brian thinks David Paterson should tax
4% on circus tickets…so if we spent $50 on circus tickets, we’d only get $48 worth.
Matt thinks David Paterson should tax
BREATHING
Susan Hogarth thinks David Paterson should tax
taxes! how sick is that?!
Becky thinks David Paterson should tax
snow
Brian thinks David Paterson should tax
client number nine.
Slouch thinks David Paterson should tax
the checks you use to pay your tax
Brian thinks David Paterson should tax
Snow.
Brian thinks David Paterson should tax
Lizard people.
mr. b thinks David Paterson should tax
EYES
admin thinks David Paterson should tax
REM Sleep
admin thinks David Paterson should tax
Purple People Eaters
Jim Jones thinks David Paterson should tax
disabled people because of the extra costs they impose on society
Starbuck thinks David Paterson should tax
JP LOSMAN FUMBLES
Starbuck thinks David Paterson should tax
THE TOYOTA SEQUOIA S.U.V. THAT DROVE CAROLINE KENNEDY TO BUFFALO
Starbuck thinks David Paterson should tax
BYRON BROWN’S PHONY SENATE RUMORS
ex-new yorker thinks David Paterson should tax
Parking tickets - Double whammy!
Chris thinks David Paterson should tax
utica (but who doesn’t?)
Michael Rebmann thinks David Paterson should tax
every new regulation and piece of legislation.
Terry thinks David Paterson should tax
his father’s radio stations.
RickY thinks David Paterson should tax
Himself everytime he suggests a new tax
RickY thinks David Paterson should tax
THE MOTHERship that abandoned him here
Letty Love thinks David Paterson should tax
The number of steps you walk a day
guesswho thinks David Paterson should tax
baby adolf hitler
guesswho thinks David Paterson should tax
joe mesi’s kitchen table
guesswho thinks David Paterson should tax
the caffeine out of sparks
guesswho thinks David Paterson should tax
every lentil at amy’s place
guesswho thinks David Paterson should tax
29 custer street
guesswho thinks David Paterson should tax
christmas morning
guesswho thinks David Paterson should tax
those who buy american
guesswho thinks David Paterson should tax
the percentage of the waterfront’s suckness
Letty Love thinks David Paterson should tax
blind dates
Letty Love thinks David Paterson should tax
Every time you open the front door of your home
John thinks David Paterson should tax
Henweighs
Letty Love thinks David Paterson should tax
dirty laundry
Letty Love thinks David Paterson should tax
Air in your home.
ThatGuy thinks David Paterson should tax
facial hair growth
Rick thinks David Paterson should tax
Seeing Eye Dogs
Conrad thinks David Paterson should tax
Louis BrailLE
Ed Urbaniak thinks David Paterson should tax
lawn ornaments in Cheektowaga (especially Flamingos and Bills Logos).
frankie thinks David Paterson should tax
breathing!
Anthony thinks David Paterson should tax
breastmilk
Tatiana thinks David Paterson should tax
BLOWJOBS
buffalo women thinks David Paterson should tax
tom bauerle’s tongue
sam thinks David Paterson should tax
joe illuzzi’s lies
belle thinks David Paterson should tax
Those who don’t pooper-scoop after their dogs.
Brian thinks David Paterson should tax
people who think ani difranco is awesome.
Brian thinks David Paterson should tax
EVERY MUSICAL ARTIST, EXCEPT FOR THE BEATLES.
Chris thinks David Paterson should tax
Hope
aaron thinks David Paterson should tax
each iteration of a for loop
Brian thinks David Paterson should tax
Erie Canal Harbor Master Plans
Kris thinks David Paterson should tax
my dog’s poop
Phillip thinks David Paterson should tax
the 911 hijackers
jake thinks David Paterson should tax
the future
jake thinks David Paterson should tax
creationists
Phillip thinks David Paterson should tax
every time the mets lose the last game of the season
Phillip thinks David Paterson should tax
MR G Every time he gives an incorrect weather report
Phillip thinks David Paterson should tax
each letter on suny college dimplomas
Paul thinks David Paterson should tax
TaiLGATING
William thinks David Paterson should tax
mtv
William thinks David Paterson should tax
kittens
Nurse shasta thinks David Paterson should tax
orgasms
alblawyer thinks David Paterson should tax
Good looking women, wait, he is, hair, manicures, pedicures, clothes
alblawyer thinks David Paterson should tax
saturday night live
amanda crotty thinks David Paterson should tax
Bills’ interceptions DOH!
Anon thinks David Paterson should tax
Senator Stachowski’s Finance chairmanship
Mizz thinks David Paterson should tax
Renegade democrat caucuses
Mizz thinks David Paterson should tax
Al Sharpton’s mouth - 10 cents per word
Mizz thinks David Paterson should tax
Charlie Rangal’s Rent Controlled Apartments
Mizz thinks David Paterson should tax
The Somali pirates
Sri thinks David Paterson should tax
any extra initials you use after your last name. 10K per letter. larry james iii, md-phd, is going to be out $80,000.
Mike thinks David Paterson should tax
yo mamma
Mike thinks David Paterson should tax
JP losman’s fumbles
Mike thinks David Paterson should tax
people who can see good
Mike thinks David Paterson should tax
Courtesy toilet flushes
Kevin P thinks David Paterson should tax
simpsons reruns
Kevin P thinks David Paterson should tax
any youtube video involving spongebob squarepants
Adam thinks David Paterson should tax
snowfall … 18% per quarter inch
amanda crotty thinks David Paterson should tax
Your honor roll student
Dave thinks David Paterson should tax
DANDelions. All of them.
Brian thinks David Paterson should tax
Dissent
Jimbo thinks David Paterson should tax
Belly button lint.
David Patterson thinks David Paterson should tax
David Patterson Putting Taxes on STUFF
Everyone thinks David Paterson should tax
Oxygen
Everyone thinks David Paterson should tax
Every piece of dirt holding up your house
Everyone thinks David Paterson should tax
99% of Politicians income
NoBody thinks David Paterson should tax
the Legally Blind
John marchione thinks David Paterson should tax
excess government spending
hugh thinks David Paterson should tax
extra blue cheese
mckinley thinks David Paterson should tax
use of the pronoun “youse” intended in the singular
mckinley thinks David Paterson should tax
“build the damn bridge already” bumper stickers
scott thinks David Paterson should tax
The Residents of the planet cygnus x1
mckinley thinks David Paterson should tax
obama commemorative collector plates
Jackstraw thinks David Paterson should tax
David paterson
Huw thinks David Paterson should tax
Governors who sleep with prostitutes.
Matt thinks David Paterson should tax
jesus christ
Mary thinks David Paterson should tax
Sequined tube top wearing hootchies on chippewa who are not the appropriate shade of tanning bed “oOMPA LOOMPA” orange
Matt thinks David Paterson should tax
nfl players that don’t get a ‘permission slip’ from the state to carry handguns.
Tangeng thinks David Paterson should tax
YOUR ABILITY TO RECOGNIZE CREATIVE SCHEMES FOR STEALING YOUR MONEY.
Lorenz Kraus thinks David Paterson should tax
your follicles
b arthur thinks David Paterson should tax
reruns of golden girls
Dave thinks David Paterson should tax
SWEAR WORDS! HEY BROOKLYN, YOUS IN BIG TRUBBLE!
Tangeng thinks David Paterson should tax
HIS BAD IDEA FILTER.
Tangeng thinks David Paterson should tax
FREE SPEECH
Won Tomburg thinks David Paterson should tax
Jizzing in your pants
Libertarian thinks David Paterson should tax
Your taxes
Doktor Jeep thinks David Paterson should tax
stupidity (heck that’s the only thing that will bring in revenue in his state government)
Becky thinks David Paterson should tax
Changing the statement from “wants to tax” on the comment form to “should tax” in actuality
bob thinks David Paterson should tax
sPITZER’S HOOKER BUT NOT HER PIMP
t bozek thinks David Paterson should tax
FUN
Becky thinks David Paterson should tax
THE INFLATED VALUE OF “jUST MY 2 CENTS” (WITH AN ADDITIONAL SURCHARGE FOR OPINING)
Greg thinks David Paterson should tax
The Recession special.
Dan thinks David Paterson should tax
wegmans-brand generic products
Phil Miller thinks David Paterson should tax
every mention of the word “tax”
the buffalo bean thinks David Paterson should tax
ANYONE WHO SPELLS HIS LAST NAME WITH TWO T’S
the buffalo bean thinks David Paterson should tax
HLLIARY’S SENATE SEAT
Brad thinks David Paterson should tax
Prostitution
the buffalo bean thinks David Paterson should tax
peace bridge design proposals
the buffalo bean thinks David Paterson should tax
everyone who left new york state because of the high taxes
dENnIS thinks David Paterson should tax
anything having to do with disney’s “highschool musical”
dENnIS thinks David Paterson should tax
EVERYTHING….BUT SHOULD HEAVILY TAX EVERY POLITICIAN WHO GOT US IN THIS MESS!!!!
Derek J. Punaro thinks David Paterson should tax
preservation of the aud facade
Derek J. Punaro thinks David Paterson should tax
demolition of the aud
Derek J. Punaro thinks David Paterson should tax
lift bridges
Eric p. thinks David Paterson should tax
impure thoughts and bad ideas.
Derek J. Punaro thinks David Paterson should tax
trips avoiding going over the skyway
Derek J. Punaro thinks David Paterson should tax
Trips over the skyway
SEAN thinks David Paterson should tax
FAIL…THE STATE WOULD MAKE BILLIONS
CRISTA thinks David Paterson should tax
the geico cavemen.
Chris thinks David Paterson should tax
the little white stuff you peel off from an orange.
Liz thinks David Paterson should tax
pete and matt’s man love.
CARL wEATHERS thinks David Paterson should tax
NEW YORK GIANTS PAYROLL.
Ellen thinks David Paterson should tax
THE KENNEDYS
Ethan thinks David Paterson should tax
your store-bought beer, but not your homebrew. For now.
Julia thinks David Paterson should tax
college students who move out of state after graduation
calanan thinks David Paterson should tax
butter lambs
calanan thinks David Paterson should tax
patersonisyournewtax.com
Marilyn R thinks David Paterson should tax
all 40 ounce beers and malt liquors with a $1 surcharge - it’s the only tax that will really help us all.
scranto thinks David Paterson should tax
impersonations of himself on SNL
buffawhat thinks David Paterson should tax
political snark websites
admin thinks David Paterson should tax
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